“An English writer who made his name during the post-punk ’80s, Paul Morley is a sort of Lester Bangs for readers whose life experience owes more to The Human League than to Van Morrison.”

I would like to confirm that the above quote is from the satire section of The Onion, but it is instead included as part of a serious review of Morley’s new book Words and Music in the paper’s AV Club. Paul Morley? Lester Bangs? Don’t make me laugh.