Why England Will Win The World Cup: We’ve got the best WAGs
My good friend McCutcheon has always had his priorities right, as the title of his short stories collection, Sex Drugs And Rock’n’roll Never Goes Out of Style, surely confirms. These last few weeks, McCutcheon’s web site has been rightly devoted to daily reports of the World Cup. Except that, unlike most of us who’ve chosen to view a match here and there, McCutcheon has worked overtime with the Tivo, and appears to have watched – and reviewed – every single World Cup game. That is, every single World Cup game. I have a headache just thinking about it.
Fortunately, McCutcheon has kept his priorities true to character while watching the TV coverage, as per this review of the England-Ecuador game. I had been thinking much the same thing myself:
What I want to know is who was that blonde sitting with Posh. Wowza! Posh better watch out who she hangs with because this lady could steal her thunder, or man. I better step in. I will take this lovely lady out. And when we have kids we will not be naming him Brooklyn. Hell no, if it’s a boy The Bronx, Queens if it is a girl or a gay boy and Staten & Island if we have twins.
What, no Man Hattan McCutcheon?