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Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Money


I had a dream last night that Moby took his evangelical spirit further than usual and went round collecting checks from the fans in his audience. This girl in the front row was really proud of the fact she’d pawned her jewelry so she could write him a check for $6000 and he was really proud of her in turn as he took the check from her, encouraging the rest of the audience to be equally generous. Normally my dreams are some hilarious but easily explainable combination of everything going on in my life – but Moby hasn’t crossed my radar in ages, and I rarely tune into Christian TV, even by accident. Any dream psychologists out there care to explain this one for me?

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  1. Kevin

    3 August, 2005 at 11:38 am

    OK…I’ll try again…

    Moby represents you…

    The audience represents the ijamming website…

    The girl represents the ijamming community…

    Her donation represents your need to pass the basket to your loyal congregation and request donations to keep the Church of Tony operating…

    OR…

    Moby represents your penis…

    The audience represents your desire to drop your trousers to the world and flash your goods…

    The girl represents your Mum…she sacrificed to provide, and now you wish for all the ladies in your life to sacrifice something to let your star shine brighter…

    OR…

    Maybe you had a vision — a glimpse into the future — a glitch in the Matrix…

  2. 3 August, 2005 at 2:14 pm

    Last night I had a dream that Bruce Springsteen was working in my office and I could just pop in anytime and talk to “The Boss” and that I could introduce him to Tony. True story.

  3. 5 August, 2005 at 2:08 pm

    Christopher

    That’s hilarious. I hope that one day I get to meet The Boss and that he ain’t the one in Won’t Get Fooled Again.

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